Ice cold lemon water slowly dripped onto the sole of a naked foot will cure snoring. The water is so cold the person wakes up thinking they are getting burned. And as he fumbles around in bed wondering “what the heck is going on” the “cold lava” flows through all the wrinkles and folds of the bed so they keep “burning” themselves. As they are gasping out of sheer horror, they are naturally taking in large gulps if air. Which is what they need since a snore is caused by the back of the throat closing off the opening of the air pipes. It’s a win/win situation. They get the air and you get to fuck with someone in their sleep and laugh your ass off. Dont forget to have a look of innocence on your face and quietly ask them “what is your problem”, it will add to their dismay when they look at you for some kinda guidance during their little ordeal.